CATS PROTECTION

i have 4 cats (one is a kitten who is the grandson of two of my cats) who rule my life, i try my best to help stray and lost cats and many neighbours seem to think of me as the crazy cat lady and keep bringing more to my door. I have witnessed 20 kittens being born over 5 years, thankfully only four were from my cats. The little man in my profile picture is Dipstick, people think he is named dipstick for being stupid, but he's not! He's the most intellectual cat i have ever met (but i am biased.) and very lazy .... and thinks he's a dog, but we all have flaws, cats included! I have a half burmese cat named Holly who is the Queen of the Microwave, she's a total man hater and drama queen, and knows how to open the fridge and get the lid off the marge, rip the bag of cheese open and then shut it again as if nothing ever happened. She also likes to steal used teabags from the bin and attack them in every room until she has left a trail of tea leaves. Then their is Dolce, my little princess, she's one for keeping to herself, only wants cuddles when i'm trying to go to sleep, and likes to tag team with Dipstick against Holly. And finally, little Spud. Yes that's right, Spud. Short for Spudnik, he's the grandson of Dipstick and Dolce and my god he very much like his grandfather in character, he's only 11 weeks old atm, but already he is best friends with Dipstick and loves all females (*humans and cats), he's a heartbreaker, and beautiful with spots on his belly and stripes on his back, who wouldn't fall in love with Mr Bellyflop? He's called Mr Bellyflop because he likes to walk along the windowcill and bellyflop off it for no apparent reason. Like i said, my cats are my life

Retired priest and lifelong cat owner and lover

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